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UPDATE NO. 1.INTRODUCTION:Champaklal Jaintilal Gada. Age 42.Jethalal Champaklal Gada. Age 24.Tarak Mehta. Age 24.Anjali Tarak Metha. Age 22.Daya Jethalal Gada. Age 20.Koyal. Age 18(Baaki k Introductions baad mai)Bhachau naam k ek chota sa gav Gujarat k Bhuj area mai aata hain. yeh ek prakar kaa raan (deserted) jaga hain. iss Gao k mukhiya hain Champaklal Jaintilal Gada. yeh gao k sabse amir admi hain. Inki gao mai sab bahot izzaj karte hain. Inki bahot sari zamin hain or 1 pakka makan hain. Inki nikah bachpan mai hi hoo gai thi. Unki biwi kaa dehant hoo gyaa shaadi k kuch year baad. jb yeh 18 year k the tabhi unhe 1 beta huaa jiska naam hain Jethalal Champaklal Gada. yeh keval(only) 7th tak hi padhe hain. yeh local businessman hain. Inki icha hain ki yeh Mumbai jaye or waha jakar apna naya electronics kaa business chalu kare.Jethalal koo English nahee aati. yeh Gujarati medium mai padhe hain. Inki 1 bahot aachi yaar hain joo use bahot pyaar karti hain, unka naam hain Anjali. yeh bahot smart or padhi likhi hain, yeh Jethalal ki padosi hain. Dono 1 dusray koo bahot chahte hain pr in dono k naseeb mai 1 hona nahee likha hain.Chaliye chalte hain Bhachau gao mai.Gao k talaab mai jaha koi aata jata nahee hain waha ek ped k niche Jethalal or Anjali baithe the. Anjali ne apna sar Jethalal k kandho pe rakh diya or apna hanth uske hath mai rakh kr rone lagi.Jethalal - Aure ro kyu rahi hoo. Tumhe pata hain na ki me tumhe aisa rota huaa nahee dhek sakta.Anjali - Sab khatam hoo gyaa. Meri nikah tai hoo gai. Papa koo hamare pyaar k bare mai pata chal gyaa isi liye unhone meri nikah Mumbai mai 1 ladke se karwa di.Jethalal - Mere bapuji koo bi pata chal gyaa hamare bare mai. Tho unhone bi meri shaadi Ahmedabad mai kisi satvi fail se karwadi. muze tum chahiye apni zindagi mai vo Ahmedavadi nahee.Anjali - Chaliye na bhag chalte hain. Meri behen Koyal koo bi sath mai le chalenge. Hum teeno Mumbai chalenge. Waha apna 1 chota sa ghr banayenge or hum teeno pyaar se rahenge. Koyal bi apke sath sukhi se rahegi.Jethalal - nahee yeh nahee hoo sakta. mene bapuji koo wachan diya hain ki jaha vo kahenge mai wahi shaadi karunga or mai bapuji kaa heart(Dil) nahee tod sakta. Meri baa k jane k baad keval(only) bapuji or tum hi hoo meri zindagi mai.Anjali zor se rone lagi. Tab Jethalal ne apne honth Anjali k hontho pe rakh diya or bade pyaar se kiss karne laga. Anjali bi bade pyaar se Jethalal koo kiss karne lagi. Pad k chaya mai thandi thando hawa mai dono ek dusray koo kiss kr rahe the.Jethalal - me wada karta hu ki me tumhare sath hi rahunga. me bi Mumbai aaunga. Jaha tum or tumhare sohar rahenge waha me or meri biwi rahengi. me tumhare sohar je saath aisi dosti karunga ki vo maira(mera) param mitra ban jayega or use hamare bare mai kabhi shak nahee hoga.Anjali - nahee me apni shaadi k baad apse chudai(sex) nahee karungi. muze maf kardijiye.Anjali Jethalal k baho mai simat kr zor zor se rone lagi.Jethalal - pr kyuu... kya tum nahee chahti ki me tumhe khush rakh saku, kya tum nahee chati ki tumhari behen khush rahe, kya tum nahee chati ki me khush rahu. Tumhe pata hain na ki muze tumhare sath or tumhari behen k sath rehkar jismani bhook or badh gai hain. vo angrazi mai kya kehte hain honi.Anjali - Use horny kehte hain. pr me apni koo dhoka nahee de sakti. Aap apni biwi k sath din bhar chudai(sex) kijiye. Chahiye tho jaise yaha gao mai log shadishuda ladkiyo k sath kheto mai chudai(sex) karte hain aap bi Mumbai mai apne padosiyo k saath chudai(sex) karna.Aisi baat sunkar Jethalal kaa 9 inch kaa loda khada hoo gyaa. Jethalal hawas kaa bahot bada pujari hain. vo Anjali koo yaha talaab mai roz lakar ghanto tak pelta hain. Yahi nahee vo tho Anjali ki behen koyal koo bi Anjali sath pelta hain. Anjali or Koyal koo Jethalal mai bade loda ki adat pad gai hain.Jethalal - pr muze tum chahiye. Tumha jism chahiye.Anjali - Kyu apne ap koo or muze rula hare hoo. me nahee kr sakti. Hume apna pyaar bhulana hi padega. 2 din baad meri nikah hain.Jethalal - Waise kya naam hain tumhare hone wale sohar kaa?Anjali - Unka naam Tarak hain. Tarak Mehta. Aap ki hi umar k hain. vo ek lekhak hain. Aapki wali satvi fail kaa naam kya hain?Jethalal - Uska naam Daya hain. Mere se 4 year choti hain. Usku umar 20 hain.Anjali - Are wah janab. Aap k tho maze hain. 20 year ki kuwari choot(चुत) marne milegi zindagi bhar.Jethalal - pr me dawe k sath keh sakta hu vo tumhare jaisi nahee hongi.Anjali Jethalal k loda koo pant k upar se dhire dhire sehlati hain.Anjali - Kash mere hone wale sohar kaa loda bi apke jitna lamba or mota hoo.Jethalal - me asha karta hu uska loda mere jitna tagda nahee hoo. Taki tum apni jism ki pyaas koo bhujane k liye mere paas aa sako.Anjali - Aisa nahee hone wala.Jethalal - vo tho time hi batayega meri rani.Anjali - Aap kyu nahee samazte.Jethalal - Chalo koi baat nahee bss 1 akhri baar mere sath karna shaadi se pahle.Anjali - Theek hain.Jethalal k pant kaa zip khol kr uska vishal loda bahar nikalti hain or use Jungli Kutti ki tarah chusne lagti hain. Jethalal Anjali koo utha kr ulta kr deta hain or uski choot(चुत) chatne lagta hain. vo dono 69 position mai chatne lagte hain. Jethalal Anjali ki choot(चुत) koo kaat kaat kr chusta hain. 1 vaqt thaa jb Anjali ki choot(चुत) or gaand(गाँड़) bahot tight thi, pr Jethalal ne use chod chod k dhili kr di. Lagbhag 10 minutes tak dono 1 dusray koo chooste rahe. Anjali kaa 2 baar pani nikal gyaa pr Jethalal kaa abhi tak pani nahee nikla.Tabhi piche Koyal aa jati hain. Dono koo dhek k ekdum garam hoo jati hain. vo Anjali k paas jati hain or kehti hain....Koyal - sister lao me Jethu kaa pani nikal deti hu.Koyal Jethalal koo pyaar se Jethu bulati hain. Anjali Jethalal k upar se hath jati hain or Koyal apni jeans utarkar Jethalal k upar 69 position mai let jati hain or zor zor se loda koo choosne lagto hain. Anjali Jethalal k loda k gote choose lagti hain. Jethalal Koyal ki tight choot(चुत) choosne laga. Jethalal ne tho keval(only) 2 min mai Koyal kaa pani nikal diya pr Jethalal hain ki Jadhne kaa naam ki nahee le raha thaa. Koyal Jethalal k upar se uthi or Anjali k saath Jethalal kaa 1 gota muh mai leke chusne lagi. Jethalal k gote kisi ande ki tarah bade bade the. Jethalal yeh dhek kr pagal hoo gyaa thaa. Dono uska vishal gora loda sath mai chusne lagi. Ab Jethalal se control nahee hoo paya usne loda pakda or khada hoo gyaa. Anjali or Koyal jeeb nikal kr ghutno k bal baith gai. Jethalal mai 5 - 6 bade bade cum k shorts Anjali or Koyal k muh mai maar diya or ped k niche let gyaa. Anjali or Koyal ek dusray k muh koo pagalo ki tarah chaatne lagi.Koyal - sister me or Jethu apko nikah k baad bahot miss karenge.Jethalal - Koyal me bi Mumbai jaa raha hu nikah k baad.yeh sunte hi Koyal Jethalal k baho mai jake zor zor se rone lagi.Koyal - Tum bi chale jaoge tho mai yaha akeli kya karungi.Anjali - Meri jaan tum padai karne k liye Jaipur jaa rahi hoo.Koyal - This iss not fair.Jethalal - Kya?Anjali - Uske kehne kaa matlab yeh theek nahee hain.Jethalal - Yahi zindagi hain meri bachi. muze pata hain yeh theek nahee pr kya kr sakte hain. Waise tum apni sister ki shaadi mai apne jiju koo pata lo.Koyal - nahee muze apna golu molu Jethu hi chaiye.Jethalal - Tum muze bhula do tho hi aacha hoga.Koyal dono koo chod kr rote hue ghr ki taraf bhagne lagi.Anjali - me bi chalti hu. nikah mai zarur ana.Jethalal - Kosish karunga.Dono ek dusray koo rote rote gale lag gaye.Jethalal - me kisi or koo nahee chahat kr paunga. Daya koo keval(only) jism kaa sukh de sakunga pr chahat nahee kr paunga.Anjali - Aisa nahee kehte. me prathna karungi ki tumhe apna chahat zarur milega. or vo iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat pari hongi. vo sabse zyada beautiful hongi. Mere se bi 1000 guna beautiful hoga. Sab mard use pana chahenge pr use keval(only) aap chahiye honge or vo kuwari hongi apke liye jaise me thi.Jethalal - Aisa koo nahee hain iss duniya mai tumhare jaisa.Anjali - hongi or jb aap use dhekenge tab apko meri baton koo yaad karenge. vo keval(only) apke liye hi hongi.Jethalal - Koi baat nahee. time bata dega.Anjali - Ab hume ghr jana chahiye. Andhera hone wala hain. Byee.Jethalal - Byee.Jethalal Anjali k mathe pe kiss karta hain or dono apne apne ghr ki taraf rawana hoo jate hain.Tho kaisi lagi apko ab tak ki kahani. Please reply like, share or comment kijiye. Thank you.?
UPDATE NO. 2.INTRODUCTION:Kantaben Premjibhai Shah. Age 40.Natwarlal Prabhashankar Udaiwala. Age 40.Mohanlal Matkaking. Age 36.Patrakar Popatlal Pandey. Age 34.(Baaki k Introduction baad mai)Jethalal apna tuta huaa heart(Dil) leke apne ghr pohocha. vo kitchen mai pohocha pani pine tho use kuch aavaz sunai di, vo apne bapuji Champaklal k kamare(room) se aa rahi thi. vo waha pohocha tho dhekta hi reh gyaa, usne dehkha ki uske bapuji Champaklal apne param mitra Premji ki biwi koo thok raha thaa. Usne dheka ki Champaklal kaa loda us se chota thaa thoda. Jethalal se dhekha nai gyaa tho vo kitchen be chala gyaa khana banane. Ji ha humara pyare Jethalal koo khana banana aata hain. Kuch der baad Champaklal apni thukai kr k kitchen mai aaya.Champaklal - Are Jethiya tu kab aaya.Jethalal - Abhi thodi der pahle hi aaya.Champaklal - Tho tune dhek liya kyaa...Jethalal - Ha bapuji. Koi baat nahee hota hain.Champaklal - Dhek Jethiya muze pata hain ki tu Anjali beta se pyaar karta hain....Jethalal - Aap aisa kese kr sakte hain. vo Premjikaka ki biwi hain, vo nikah shuda hain. Pata hain aap k dar se....Champaklal - Dhek Jethiya Anjali beta k pita mere bachpan kaa yaar hain, pr usne uski beti kaa sambhand bahot pahle Mumbai mai kr diya thaa. Tuje iss kadwe sach koo swikar karna hi hoga jaise mene meri shaadi k time kiya thaa.Jethalal - Kya matlab hain aapka bapuji.Champaklal - Jaise tu or Anjali hain na waise me or Kanta the. me bi Kanta se bahot pyaar karta thaa, abhi bi karta hu. Mere bapuji ne bi meri shaadi jabarjasti kisi or se karwa di tumhari maa(माँ) se. tumhari maa(माँ) bahot aachi thi, mene use sare sukh diye vo use pyaar samaj baithi pr me kabhi tumhari maa(माँ) koo pyaar nahee de paya. pr jb tu paida huaa tab se me use pyaar karna shuru kiya. Dhek Jethiya tu Daya beti se shaadi kr le. bhagya tuje Anjali se ya us se bi aachi ladki se tuje milwa degi. me janta hu tu kya soch raha hain, mere zindagi mai bi do orat thi pr yeh hota rehta hain.Jethalal - Usne bola ki vo apne sohar koo dhoka nahee de sakti.Champaklal - vo asli tuje time ki bata dega beta. Dhek Anjali ki shaadi parso hain. Tuje aana hain tho tu aa sakta hain pr meri salah hain ki tu mat aa. tumhara heart(Dil) bahot royega. Uparwale pe bharosa rakh, sab theek hoo jayega. tumhari bi shaadi mene 1 hafte baad tai kardi hain.Jethalal - Theek hain bapuji. mene bi kuch socha hain.Champaklal - Kya? Kiss bare mai?Jethalal - Mumbai mai nai zindagi chalu karne ki. Mumbai jaise bade shehar mai electronics kaa naya dhendha chalu karne ki. me soch raha thaa ki apke yaar Natu kak koo kaam pe rakh du.Champaklal - Tune dukan dhek li kya?Jethalal - maira(mera) ek yaar hain usne dukaan dheki hain. Mumbai k Andheri ilake mai hain.Champaklal - Anjali beta bi tho Mumbai jaa rahi hain na...Jethalal - Us se iska koi nata hain hain.Champaklal - Tune ghr dheka kya?Jethalal - Abhi nahee pr muze vishwas hain uparwale pe. vo mere saath na insafi nahee hone dega.Champaklal - Paise....Jethalal - hain bapuji. Yaha ki dukaan kaa sauda mene kr diya hain. Paise ki chinta aap mat kijiye.Champaklal - Dhek Jethiya khub mehnat karna.Jethalal - Ha bapuji. Chaliye khana kha k so jate hain.Andar se Kantaben kitchen mai aati hain.Kantaben - muze maf karde Jethiya...Jethalal - Are Kantakaki aap mafi mat mangiye. muze bapuji ne sab bata diya. Aap keval(only) mere Bapuji kaa dhayaan rakhiye.Kantaben - Chal me chalti hu apne ghr. Shubratri.Champaklal & Jethalal - Shubratri.Kantaben chali jati hain. Tho chaliye chalte hain Madhya Pradesh, Bhopal mai. Yaha rehte hain 1 namune, Patrakar Popatlal Pandey. vo Toofan Express mai kaam karte hain. Unki age abhi 34 ki hain pr abhi tak shaadi nahee huyi. Unki shaadi 1 baar fix hoo gai thi pr unhone apne kaam koo pehla rakha. Usme unki shaadi tut gai. Unka man-na hain ki unhe tho ladki kabhi bi mil jayegi. Tho dhekte hain unhe ladki milti hain ki nahee.Abhi raat k 10 baje the or Popatlal abhi bi press mai hi the.Popatlal - Sir kya me andar aa sakta hu?Editor - Ha Popatlal aao. mene suna tumne nikah tod di. Kyu?Popatlal - Sir kaam ki wajase. muze bahot upar jana hain life mai. Shaadi tho baad mai hoti rahegi.Editor - Dheko kaam k chakkr mai kahin tumhari umar na nikal jaye. kahin zindagi bhar kuwara na rehna pade.Popatlal - Are nahee sir aisa nahee hoga. Patrakar Popatlal ki charm pe saari ladkiya marangi. Duniya hila dunga ladkiyo ki.Editor - (Sala chutiya. Ghu jaisi shakal or lakdi jasa body. Kon chaman aata hain tere pyaar mai dhekta hu).Popatlal - Kya soch rahe hain sir.Editor - Kuch nai. Ha tho me keh raha thaa kii....Popatlal - Sir aap bole iss se pahle me kuch bolna chahta hu. Sir muze apke yaha kaam karke 5 year hoo gaye hain. Ab tho muze transfer dedo. muze please Mumbai ki head office mai kaam karna hain. Kab tak me yaha Bhopal mai rahunga.Editor - Are sab hoo jayega apne wakt mai. Filhal Mumbai se hi 1 kaam aya hain.Popatlal - Ha boliye sir.Editor - yeh 1 nai building bani hain Goregaon, Flim City mai. Iska naam hain GOKULDHAM CO-OPERATIVE HOUSING SOCIETY LTD. Iska ad apne Toofan Express mai chapna hain.Popatlal - Sir itni mehengai mai kon ghr kharidega.Editor - Kharidne wale bahot hain. Builder kaa naam hain Mohanlal Matkaking. bahot bade admi hain Mumbai k. Waha hi rehne wale hain. Unhone muze 30% discount dia ghr kharidne kaa pr me Bhopal nahee chodne wala. Yaha maira(mera) pura khandan hain. Tum akele or kunware hoo tho me soch raha thaa ki 1 ghr tum lelo. Investment rahega. phir future jb bi Mumbai mai transfer hoga tho wahi reh lena.Popatlal - Are wah! me akela hu tho mere kharche bahot kam hain. Tho mene bahot sari savings ki huyi hain. Theek hain sir me bi 1 flat le leta hu.Editor - Theek hain. Tho me Mohanlal bhai se baat karta hu. Filhal iss advertise koo chapo front page pe bade bade letters mai. Niche yeh Mohanlal kaa number bi likho.Popatlal - Sir uske niche maira(mera) naam likh sakta hu ki mene chapa hain yeh news.Editor - Theek hain. Chap do. Chalo jao.Popatlal - Thank you sir!Popatlal ne news chapwane koo de di phir vo office se nikal ne laga. Achanak barish aani chalu hoo gai. Uske paas koi chata nai thaa. Usne dheka ki sadak pr 1 gareeb baitha thaa, vo chata bech raha thaa. 1 hi chata bacha thaa.Popatlal - Are bhai yeh chata kine mai diya?Gareeb - shrimaan 100 Rupay kaa.Popatlal - Kya itna mehenga. Nai bhai tum iska 50 lo.Gareeb - shrimaan me bahot gareeb hu. Chata banakar apna guzara karta hu. Mere ghr mai 1 biwi or 2 chote chote bacche hain. Gareeb k pet pe laat mat maro shrimaan. me apse wada karta hu yeh chata zindagi bhar aapka saath dega. 1 Gareeb ki dua apko lagegi.Popatlal - Thik hain thik hain. yeh lo 100.Popatlal ne chata liya or use khola.Popatlal - Are wah. Chata tho wakai aacha hain. Chal mere dost ghr chalte hain.or iss tarah se Popatlal or uska chata ghr ki taraf chale gaye.Tho kaisi lagi apko ab tak ki kahani. Please reply like, share or comment kijiye. Thank you.?
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